Pussy or No Pussy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    On my way home from work today traffic was moderate (65-70 MPH) and some jerk off on a Harley (Ultra Classic I believe) comes blowing around the car to my right into my lane making me veer to the left to avoid him hitting me. So i honk my horn at him and he proceeds to give me the finger and accelerate. Since my car is faster than his bike I just keep on his tail (I'm a bit annoyed).....not too close (4-ish car lengths) but making it obvious that his underpowered bike wasn't the road burner that he seems to think. He, again, gives me the finger, slows and motions that I should pull over to the shoulder and I proceed at my pace and pass him in the next lane over. As I look in the mirror he is obviously screaming something, still giving me the finger and gesturing that I should take the upcoming exit as he is doing (not my exit).

    The guy is probably in his mid-50's about 5'7" and 230lbs. but I think he is bolstered by the stereotypical "Harley tough guy" complex. I somewhat regret not pulling over just to see what he would do when I climbed out of my MINI JCW.......

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    ......I'm sure he wouldn't be expecting my 6'2" 250 pound (working out lately and trimming down......more barrel chested than "flabby") frame to emerge from the girly car. I certainly wasn't afraid of him but didn't want to deal with any issues that could arise from pummeling him (lawsuits, job loss, criminal charges, etc.). Who knows, maybe he actually was a tough guy the I'd have to deal with humiliation as well. Also, since I was coming home from work I was also armed which leads to a whole other set of potential issues. I know it was best that I kept going but it still bothers me.

    BTW.....I owned Harleys for about 20 years and have no standard beef with those that enjoy the brand (plenty of great people) but there are certainly those that exemplify douchiness and this guy was the stereotype asshole that gives everyone else a bad reputation.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Pussy.

    Go wipe your mangina off.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. Lumpy

    Lumpy Active Member

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    Let it go. Assholes aren't worth the hassle.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You should have fucked that dude up.

    That would have made for a great story.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    didnt read either :dancin:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You got punked bro.
     
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    look, OP is driving down the road

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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  12. HAL

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    like im gonna read that gay shit
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    that wasnt a fight worth fighting--you did exactly the right thing
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Beth is hot and doesnt look like a horse btw
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    LOL at Chriza and Kanye shooting their wads of 'didn't read' gifs.

    OK, we got it after the first one, retards.
     
  17. Kanye West

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hey fuck you Wilfred Grimley
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    Faggits wish they had this one....


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  20. Shine

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    did you like mine?