puzzled about something

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  1. cookie5000

    cookie5000 aka Consuela Gold

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    I am a female & one of the things that puzzles me about Howard is his constant jerking off. I don't know any males who talk openly about it & I'm wondering if this is in any way normal. I wd think a married guy wdnt do it that much if ever. I mean what's the sense in being married if one is not getting regular sex? When he used to talk about it years ago, I figured Allison was a bitch, didn't care about him & was too busy with the kids but this is a still fairly new, supposedly hot marriage & since Beth is bought & paid for, why does he need to still do it? This is a serious question.
     
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    PropRmodulation Well-Known Member

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    Can someone else answer this please? :suicide:
     
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    Jenjim2021 Well-Known Member

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    As a female, I would like to know the answer to this too. And at his age? Does he really need to do it or is it another one of his ocd things? Just a chore that has to be done so he doesn't have another panic attack. If he even is really having them.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    You'll do it when you get up here.
     
  7. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Do you really think a guy in his 60s is slapping it around like he does. If he is its only because Beth aint giving him anything, than again maybe he had no toys as a kid.
     
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    Beth and Howard live in different mansions. He's married to his right hand.
     
  11. Jet

    Jet Active Member

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    As a female, I have the answer....he lies all the time. He probably hasn't touched his dick in ages.
     
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    You clearly don't spend much time around here.... :coffee:
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Your significant other is beating off right this second.
     
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    Women here is the secret. Men, all men even your man are constantly jerking off.
     
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    He's just trying to relate to the millenials, his core audience:hilarious:
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    As a female, I guess I don't put much thought into what is/is not normal patterns of male masturbation.
    I've got my own patterns to worry over. :c
     
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    Im married..... Jerking off is my regular sex
     
  20. reno

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    Here's another mans secret. We think of sex all the time. If you're jumping out of an airplane, You're thinking of the big breasted bimbo that waited on you at the diner that morning. Just a fact of life.