Pwned by Long John Silver's

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I haven't eaten at LJS in at least two years and I was out today around lunch and happened to pass one. It sounded good.

    First of all, since most of their clients and employees can't read, they keep the writing to a minimum. They have names written on their dishes like "2 fish meal," but no description at all. I picked out something like the "supreme meal" or something like that. It looked like it had fish and shrimp and french fries. No written description as to what it contained anywhere.

    So, I'm about to finish off the first piece of fish, maybe two bites left when I glance at it and notice it looked kind of funny. It was chicken. Their chicken and fish taste exactly the same! All of the flavor comes from the grease and breading. The texture isn't really that different either.

    While I'm complaining, what's with those real shallow little cups they provide for ketchup, tartar sauce and "shrimp" sauce. 2/3 of it clings to the paper so you get about a squirt of stuff.

    What would Lucky Pierre do? :dontknow:
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Matt Hughes > Long John Silvers
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Does he like fish?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    He probably doesn't like it because the smell reminds him of vagina.
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    The hush puppies and little crispy things that fall all around the basket are awesome. :bigup
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    whats with the fucking smilies in this joint?
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I was in Bedford. The LJS's aren't exactly upscale there.
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    LJS is both the most delicious and the most unhealthy fast food of all.
     
  9. Tommy

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    You probably ate 2 days worth of salt for lunch.

    Drink lots of water, flush that shit out of your system.
     
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    :fail:
     
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    It's FROZEN!!!!!!

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    :fail:
     
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    Respect Whitezilla!:stfu:
     
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    the last one we had around here has been gone for 20 years
     
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    Sorry G, but I'd rather eat gas station hotlamp crap than LJS.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I really don't know what I was thinking.
     
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    Captain D's and Big Boy also have much better fish.
     
  18. Oderus

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    holy draining barrels of spoiled monkey shit!
     
  19. Capn Crud

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    2 words

    malt vinegar
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    I used to fuckin' love Captain D's when I was a kid... I saw one on the east side of town here recently.

    May venture out there one day to be severely disappointed. :c