News Pygmies attack people in San Francisco

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  1. Shithead

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    2 pedestrians hit with blow darts on Golden Gate Bridge
    By Associated Press
    February 14, 2016 | 1:17pm
    Two people walking across Golden Gate Bridge hit by blow darts
    SAN FRANCISCO — Authorities say two pedestrians were hit by blow darts while walking across the Golden Gate Bridge.
    The California Highway Patrol says an officer patrolling the bridge on bicycle was flagged down Friday by a man who had been hit in the leg.
    The San Francisco Chronicle reports the 5-inch long dart had sunk about two inches into the man’s skin.
    Officials say that as emergency personnel were speaking with the man, a woman approached them and said she too had been hit by a blow dart in the knee. Both were evaluated by paramedics and released at the scene.
    The CHP says it has opened an investigation and that officers are looking for surveillance video of the attacks.

     
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    i've had a few blowguns and they are very accurate and powerful. i may have thought of shooting a couple people but i never got drunk enough.

    i'm a big fan of primitive crossbows too.
     
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    We need trump to build a wall around Africa if pygmies are now coming across the border.
     
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    I guess drive by blowing can no longer be a synonym for road head.
     
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    All you need are a nail, pipe and a post it note.
     
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    No need for a wall. Remember bleaks in Africa can't swim.
     
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    There getting even lol
     
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    Should have dropped a couple of plastic poisonous looking frogs on the bridge too.
    Would have really freaked them out.
     
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    Were you at or near GGB on Saturday 2/13? Are you a pygmy by any chance?
     
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    my lawyer told me not to answer any questions!