WTF Python Crawls Up Through Toilet Bites Man on Penis

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    Thailand:



    Oh, yes. Nine feet long!
     
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    Remind me never to go to Thailand.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    this is the real reason why transgender adults want to use the women's bathroom and I don't blame them
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    Now I'm gonna check every time like after I watched lethal weapon
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Having lived in South Florida, I am no longer a fan of tropical climates. Whoever said "white men can't jump" never saw me mowing the lawn at my house when a huge snake would slither by.
     
  6. kinneyjames

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    We have Pythons here (Sofla) now thanks to exotic animal fans:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/106-burmese-pythons-captured-in-florida-hunt/

    Thousands of pythons, far from their natural habitat in Southeast Asia, are believed to be stalking Florida wildlife in the beleaguered Everglades.

    The longest python caught during the hunt that ran between Jan. 16 and Feb. 14 was 15 feet long. It was caught by a team led by Bill Booth of Sarasota.

    Booth's team also took home a prize for largest haul of snakes: 33 pythons.

    Over 1,000 people from 29 states registered to remove pythons from South Florida's wetlands.

    Daniel Moniz of Bricktown, New Jersey, suffered bites to the face, neck and arm from the 13-foot-8.7-inch python that won him a prize for the longest python caught by an individual.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    It was a long time ago, but I do remember "snake hunts" being a thing down there.
     
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    I remember an interview with a wildlife expert from that area who said feral cats were a WAY bigger pest, released snakes being, perhaps, in the thousands, and feral cats in the millions, they breed like crazy and have no real natural predators to worry about, meanwhile they're efficient killers of bird and fish populations. He said organizing a hunt to kill Fluff would be a lot harder sell than pythons.
     
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    Sic the pythons on the cats and the problem is solved. Or let beef go in and rescue the cats.
     
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    Just walk it off. Don't be a big baby.
     
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    :eek: FREAKY!
     
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    This is about as unsettling a story as it possible to a man. Thanks for making me aware...asshole!
     
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    A toilet is not a chair. The more you know!!
     
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    Dr. Phibes Returns........The scorpion scene.................
     
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    I think I'm still more freaked out by the Brazilian fish that'll crawl up one's pisshole and can't be removed without professional help since it has barbs that make pulling it out a bad decision.
     
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    Holy fuck...I didn't know about that one either asshole
     
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    The story said the man had an 8 inch wound...respect
     
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    Lucky snake

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    @Schmoopy @hungarian anaconda
     
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    In the world of snake news, Jake getting busted up by Honky Tonk with his guitar in '87 can't be beat.

     
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