Q&A Session with Trump

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    Everybody knows that Larry, Inc. is the most successful and elite multi-trillion dollar corporation in the world. Today, Trump has been following Double L around and serving as my apprentice and now we're just chillin before we go to the gym this afternoon and he has authorized me to open the floor to questions from all of you losers so you can try to improve your miserable pathetic lives. So ask away.
     
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  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    She has more money than 99% of the losers on dawgs. Next question.
     
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    You have never felt a woman's touch. Next question.
     
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    :crying:
     
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    You have to play pretend to insult me...

    You actually are a midget.

    :owned:
     
  8. LawyerLarry

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    You have never typed or said anything funny or interesting in your entire life of poverty. Next question.
     
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    My stomach hurts from laughter
     
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    Wrong again... midget.

    You live in bum fuck arkansas and practice law in memphis. :lol:

    :owned:
     
  11. LawyerLarry

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    If you were to drink 1 of Double L's tears, your bench press would instantly increase by 100 lbs. Next question.
     
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    The only thing that you have ever owned in your life was a black dildo that you put on layaway for a year. Next question.
     
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    1 of Double L's tears will cure your stomach cancer. Next question.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    Did he tell what you wanted to know about the bankruptcy laws?
     
  16. LawyerLarry

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    I don't sue turnips like you because you would just declare bankruptcy to get out of the judgment. Next question.
     
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    In the time that you spent thinking, we just made $5 billion in the stock market. Next question.
     
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    Double L can make a bigger flame just from friction of rubbing his hands together at the speed of light. Next question.