Q: If Michael Jordan were to sell his forehead for advertising space with a tattoo..

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    How much would it be worth?













    A.) About 10 bucks, because if Michael did it, we'd write him off as being completely Bat Shit Crazy, and never hear from him again.









    But, what would it be worth if someone like Blake Griffin or Lebron James, players that still have plenty of non-speaking, playing years ahead of them?
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    dont talk bad about MJ
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    he'd get half of what stoopy could rake in
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You guys do realize that we're only a couple of years away from retard teenagers thinking it's cool to tattoo their foreheads.
     
  5. beatlejaws

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    we don't have much longer
     
  6. HaroldJackson

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    We're at cheeks and necks now so itsa a short migration.
     
  7. deverrant

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    Neck tattoos are HOT AS FUCK.

    ...IF they're done well.

    ...Which most aren't. :what:
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Um, no. Neck tattoos are NOT hot.

    Turning our whole society into a motherfucking prison yard. :pissed:
     
  9. deidler

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    I'd rather watch MJ play baseball with a golf club than another hockey game.
     
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    A dude with a nice neck tattoo, or his whole neck/throat covered = :hubba:

    Mmmmmm I love it.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Then I'm sure you'd have a field day at the local State Penitentiary.

    You should look for work in the State Penal System.



    Penal. lol.