Q: What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    A: Putting her back in the wheelchair
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Timely and humorous joke
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. Mur

    Mur soon

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    :golfclap:
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Never understood a family's desire to maintain a loved one in that state...
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have been there for the last three years...but, the joke, as old as it is, still made me laugh
     
  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Q:What's the difference between a baby and an 8-ball of cocaine?












    A: Eric Clapton would never throw an 8-ball of coke out the window
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK GUY WITH A PhD?

    A Reggie!


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  11. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Gilbert :lol:
     
  12. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    aww

    I didn't like this one :depressed:
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm sorry. I can't imagine having to go through something like that...
     
  14. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Very topical.....

    Do you have any OJ jokes?
     
  15. Skeebosh

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    Got a cucumber you can eat!
    I keep it between my legs.