News Queen Elizabeth Promises To ‘Take Back’ America If Trump Elected

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  1. Tim

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    Queen Elizabeth Promises To 'Take Back' America If Trump Elected

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    Queen Elizabeth has promised her subjects that she will authorize the UK to invade the United States of America if Donald Trump is elected President in November 2016.


    Buckingham Palace released a statement from her Majesty, saying “Should Mr Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule“.

    The D.C. Brief reports:

    The announcement has received mostly a positive response, but many critics have seen the Queen as merely taking advantage of the swell of anti-Trump feeling in the country after a petition calling for the banning of the real estate mogul from entering the UK received over 500,000 signatures.
     
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    She can talk?
     
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    ...good luck with that you old wrinkly cunt. the beatles were the only invasion england is capable of against the usa. fuck you queenie.
     
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    Because London looks like the blueprint of success right now....

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    Europe hates trump because if he is elected they will be forced to welcome even more terrorists when we close the border to the sand people.
     
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    ted cruz was unable to locate cuba on a map of cuba
     
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    If the British Crown is willing to take on all of our sovereign debt as part of the deal (assets and equity, assholes!), then I say have at it!

    P.S. Charles should feel free to pay my mortgage too. And I want a helicopter!
     
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    If history repeats, does that mean that we'll have to help them beat us?

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    This has gotta be an Onion type of tongue in cheek article. That House of Windsor is so inbred, they make the Mormons look normal.
     
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    :jj:

    anal
     
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    Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say.
     
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    Excuse me your majesty but Wedgewood is on the phone and they want their bowl back.

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    I know there's a lot of sentiment that Queen Elizabeth II is an excellent Monarch; but I'm unconvinced. Her family's pretty much fallen apart, the country's in shambles ... seems all she knows how to do is just go by protocol and attend parades/etc. ... I like Princess Anne's philosophy of "keep me busy; I'm here to help" however. :dontknow:
     
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    Can we stop taking seriously crap that The Onion posted six months ago?

    The much more realistic international "repossession" scenario is China calling in its loans and forcing us to sell off our Pacific territories and stop protecting Taiwan.
     
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    Fuck the Red Coats.
     
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    I wanna tell her that I love her a lot. But I gotta have a belly full of wine.
     
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    go eat cake queenie. nobody cares what you say

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    What she actually said was that she was going to America to get her bad limey teeth fixed and was misinterpreted. In all fairness, nobody knows what the fuck she was saying.
     
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    So long as Pippa comes over in the deal I'm ok with it.

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    She never said this

    what a crock of shit
     
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