Query: What motivated Spazz . . .

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  1. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    . . . to transition from forum bartender to resident Chippendale?

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  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Today the Jedi Flasher
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    Fucking iPhone. The one time it caught a mispell and it changes "Yoda" to "Today."
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    You asked for it. I know why your avatar is really quivering...
     
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    :ral: That's great ...
     
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    :jj: you can't see my other hand, that's true! :jj:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    There's a really good chance that ill show you why....
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I haven't heard the word "query" used since I last saw There's Something About Mary.

    "Tucker, what happened to your cane?"

    "Very good query, Mary" :rofl:
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I just watched a minute of Chippendale's Dancers.

    I don't have any sexual thoughts.

    Did I pass?
     
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    I thought Spazz was the new Blackjack Dealer at the local Casino. :D
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Now I look like a wagon burner? :hiyahiya:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    In all fairness, I dropped a cinderblock in my lap towards the end of the video.


    Why must I keep a cinderblock in the family room?
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    About the only thing I can promise you is all your drinks in this saloon will probably involve water and/or saliva.
     
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    Spazz, if you start giving hand jobs for crack in the alley out back, we're having an intervention :D
     
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    Nothing like a man that likes his drinks. Another one on the *hock ptui* house! Drink up! :spazz:
     
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    You mean all these years I could have been charging for those hand-jobs?! D'oh!!!
     
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    Looks like the bar will be saving lots on drinks for awhile. Water's free. :hw:
     
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    Hes looking petty Dapper! Now if only Dr Sarnoff knew how to do an ear job on (whatever the name of the creature yoda is).....
     
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    nooooo! i'll sit in the corner and be good from now on, i promise -- your strong pours got the better of me :D
     
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