Discussion in 'The Bar' started by k4D3t, Sep 15, 2010.
. . . to transition from forum bartender to resident Chippendale?
Today the Jedi Flasher
Fucking iPhone. The one time it caught a mispell and it changes "Yoda" to "Today."
You asked for it. I know why your avatar is really quivering...
That's great ...
you can't see my other hand, that's true!
There's a really good chance that ill show you why....
I haven't heard the word "query" used since I last saw There's Something About Mary.
"Tucker, what happened to your cane?"
"Very good query, Mary"
I just watched a minute of Chippendale's Dancers.
I don't have any sexual thoughts.
Did I pass?
I thought Spazz was the new Blackjack Dealer at the local Casino.
Now I look like a wagon burner? :hiyahiya:
In all fairness, I dropped a cinderblock in my lap towards the end of the video.
Why must I keep a cinderblock in the family room?
About the only thing I can promise you is all your drinks in this saloon will probably involve water and/or saliva.
Spazz, if you start giving hand jobs for crack in the alley out back, we're having an intervention
Nothing like a man that likes his drinks. Another one on the *hock ptui* house! Drink up!
You mean all these years I could have been charging for those hand-jobs?! D'oh!!!
Looks like the bar will be saving lots on drinks for awhile. Water's free.
Hes looking petty Dapper! Now if only Dr Sarnoff knew how to do an ear job on (whatever the name of the creature yoda is).....
nooooo! i'll sit in the corner and be good from now on, i promise -- your strong pours got the better of me