Question about all of those african girls that were kidnapped

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    Dude kidnapped a bunch of teenaged girls and purportedly selling them as slaves for as little as $20. Why don't we just buy them back?
     
  2. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are they hot? I might buy a $20 sex slave.
     
  3. pontius pilot

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    americans tried that once, it didn't end well.

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  4. fuzzynuts

    fuzzynuts 99% Relevant

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    I was wondering that too. It would be cheaper and save some blood. The first soldier or agent that gets killed will make this mission a failure.
     
  5. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Good point. Maybe we should pay the terrorists to kidnap some of ours.
     
  6. Bethstampon

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    Buy em back then kill the hajis is gonna be my guess.
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Put me down for 5 girls.

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    Don't bother me with girl scout cookies this year!
     
  8. CaptainFrank

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    So we shouldn't have gone into Iraq...where Saddam had rape rooms and enslaved his people...but Michelle Obama wants american soldiers involved in Nigeria because they ate enslaving and raping people???
     
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    Michelle said today that these Nigerians remind her of her own daughters. So obviously we can't just sit around and do nothing!
     
  10. Adolf Martling

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    "That's 'cause all A group of lovely people look alike."
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    It's really a fucked situation! I like how everyone jokes about it like it's no big deal!
     
  12. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Where was the outrage when this group of Islamic savages burned boys alive?
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    for $20 each its not like we have to keep them.
     
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    we won't. Michelle will adopt them. once they are family, Obama will send the Navy Seals and drones in. there is political precedence for the president using the military to address foreign made threats to the presidential family, for example the war in iraq.
     
  15. Adolf Martling

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    HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA CLAUS, THE EASTER BUNNY, AND A SMART Reggie HAVE IN COMMON?!

    THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ANY OF THEM! JO-HOHO! YAHEEEE!
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    Isn't kidnapping a bunch of African women kinda like threatening to kill the black hostage?
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...:facepalm:

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    you cant have it both ways dummy.
     
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    We only get involved when there is oil at stake.
     
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    :jj:

    Your character is more racist than mine.
     
  20. Imus O Sternsky

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    Oh wait a minute. Wrong first lady and wrong country. My mistake