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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    How come when I blow my load, it's like 10x more powerful than when I jack-off? My jizz practically slams my forehead and I have to lay there for seconds seconds out of breath, completely spent, like a woman after giving birth to a child.

    That's weird, right?

    Ancient Chinese secret?

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    So if it "practically" slams your forehead we can assume it lands on your mouth?
     
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    That's hot. Keep going.
     
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    Are they open?
     
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    Then you guzzle it down and yell at the manager for giving you a chick without a dick and then a dude comes in but you're fat and can't get it up again so you leave in great shame and realize you don't have any enough money cause you spent all of it on Mountain Dew so you end up dusting Oriental porcelain figures to pay for the orgasm you accidentally had with a real girl.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    They fuck you at the drive-thru!
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Your active imagination needs to be deactivated.
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You're into asians.
     
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    You got jacked off by a guy :backlol:
     
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    You call it imagination. I call it an unpleasant memory
     
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  15. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    It's not fair that women can't just walk into a business and order up an orgasm
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    They're called bars.
     
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  17. Lucky Pierre

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    In theory, any women has the power to have any kind of sex she wants with decent guys any time she wants. It's that easy.

    In reality, they don't use this power. Fear, shame, etc.

    Sad, really
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    If I was Jesus it wouldn't be this way.
     
  19. Stew Nod

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    Is it because you're a total loser that perceives himself as a victim 24/7...and when you finally pay a human to relate to you..it's like the best Jizz you ever had had?
     
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    Here's a fucking pro tip..BTW I love your threads...you exemplify all of my potential fears, that I overcame in my 20s.....Grow the fuck up, stop feeling sorry for yourself...LOVE YOURSELF aand STFU

    You're welcome
     
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