WTF Question about knife throwers

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  1. Stew Nod

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    How do they convince their subjects to participate?



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  2. Stew Nod

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    Let's play a little game called William Tell :jj:

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm going to rape you
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Chriza, you can't rape the willing. :secret:
     
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    Bring lube and a cheeseburger please
     
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    This is making me think of Howard being fired from AGT. Now he might never get to give another standing ovation to a knife thrower! :bigcry:
     
  8. Nick Manning

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    :secret:Dude, it's fake. About as real as Howard's "hair."
     
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    [​IMG] Knives are for Faries!!
     
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    Not true, was just watching a guy on Modern Marvels :grad:
     
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    :jj:


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    I would give them drugs. But I think I'll need lots of practice throwing knives. Any brave volunteers here?
     
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    Um, yeah... it's fake. The "thrower" uses the same knife. He uses the paddle to hid it and to fool you that it was thrown. The "target" flips the paddles with said knifes already in place. The pineapple is already cut and with just the release of his thumb it's "cut."
     
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    God damn it! I told you I just watched it on the HISTORY CHANNEL!
     
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    Sounds like trying to convince chicks to do anal :jj:
     
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    So, I can only conclude that knife throwing targets are more likely to be up for anal? @wife is a whore, can you confirm?
     
  17. Nick Manning

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    :funny:
     
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    It was fake on I Love Lucy :c
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Drugs?