question for married men

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jun 23, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    do you get a knot in your stomach when you allow your wife to drive?

    i drive 99.9% of the time.

    shes never been in an accident and never gotten a ticket. but for some reason when she drives i get super nervous
    http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/odmoterin.gif
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Who the fuck lets a broad drive?
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    You can act like a man.
     
  4. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Bitch can't be essin my dee if she behind the wheel yo
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I prefer driving but my wife drives fine. Her road music selections usually blow though.
     
  7. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Also if the bitch ain't essin my dee then she ain't bein quiet.
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Mine thinks she can drive a stick. Never again. :facepalm:
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    She only drives when I'm drunk.

    And when I'm drunk irdgaff.
     
  10. banksy

    banksy on my mama VIP

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    omg me too!!
     
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    I'm a good driver :cheer:
     
  12. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    why ask a married guy anything females? they werent even smart enough not to marry one
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    I let my wife drive all the time. That way I can drink. I need to drink the way she drives. :chair:
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Except for the bikes. She's not allowed to touch the bikes. :no:


    Unless I'm taking her for a ride anyways. :grad:
     
  15. Tigger Please

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    Our second car was a stick so I could make sure it was all mine and he couldn't borrow it ever
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    lulz
     
  17. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    mine drives fast and then uses the brakes to hard.
    i drive 99% of the time.
    and this she is not driving.
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  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    My wife refuses to drive on the highway.


















    :yes:
     
  19. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    i like how the slow way down when entering a tunnel, even tho the lane is wider
     
  20. Wesmantooth

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    its a rare thing usually its when I am hammered but even then its nerve-racking :jj: