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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V

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    Do you ever feel penis envy?
     
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    No, then I would be gay.
     
  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Not necessarily. I for example could have vagina envy yet still like women. A jealousy of a sex organ doesn't define someone's sexuality.
     
  5. KOC

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    Every woman I know says she'd like to have a dick for a while to see what it's like to pee and fuck with one.

    If anyone plays the obvious joke here, just know that this isn't even a slow pitch. It's a fucking T-ball stand.
     
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    Sometimes when we're out in the bush or something and he can just pee but I have to go through all this drama
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    To me its very clear what the #1 ranked sex organ to possess is.
     
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    I have a penis..in my night stand
     
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    Only little girls get penis envy. Women know that they can have as many penises as they want.
     
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    ^^^that
     
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    ^^^this
     
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    sew it shut bitch.. :c
     
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    in Freud's day women weren't as liberated as they are today and the penis was the symbol of their repression. i think we have evolved a little since then.
     
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    Smoopy gets penis envy
     
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    Do you have vagina envy?
     
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    Hi babs!
     
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    Hey babycakes! Whats doing?
     
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    Just woke up and now going to lift.....how's the weekend?
     
  20. KOC

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    It's time you posted that video he shot of you pinching a loaf in the bush. Come on. It's Christmas.
     
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    Stop repping me soliciting cock pics!! :cuss:
     

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