Question for the Old Hags of The Bar

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 9, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was talking to this bitch about some shit and the topic of a woman's "sexual peak" or "prime" or whatever came up. In my experience, it's true that a broad is horniest in her early 30's, but is that always the case? Is it different from bitch to bitch?


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  2. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    you can tell when a chick is in her prime when her puss tastes like a cannoli....
     
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    what do you think?

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have no idea if Beth likes to fuck or not
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i think she like ta fuck some guy named nacho...
    mmmmm....he sounds delicious....
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the fuck is Nacho
     
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    are we supposed to take this stuff literally?
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

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    My prime was between 13 or 14 and until I die
     
  10. zingger

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    Single broads that are between the ages of 35 and 45 and are looking to get married are in their prime.
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Why don't you ask Alberto Del Rio. :rolleyes:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He's too busy
     
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    bitch participation ITT: 0.0

    guess no one cares what a fat loser basement dwelling faggit thinks about women :coffee:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Thanks for being the first :woot:
     
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    what else can I do for you?
     
  16. gwartney

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    You have to be careful when measuring results. Silver or gold making contact with the female finger causes a chemical reaction that represses their sexual appetite.
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

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    The same can be said about wedding cake.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I thought this thread would be about 10 pages by now.


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  20. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    You know, I can't even laugh at this dude anymore.

    I mean, it's always fun to throw him in when ridiculing you and Brandonroider about the Blazers, but that dude just can't catch a break :)jj: Ok, last time).


    Poor bastard: even when he wins, he loses.