Question for the women

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Oct 24, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

    Seriously. You're all fucking mental.

    You ask our opinion on stupid shit like decorating, but do whatever YOU want anyway. So we start to just say to do whatever you want knowing in our minds it makes no difference what we think. Then when we do that you get all pissy because "we're supposed to do stuff together." :facepalm:

    You're lucky pussy feels so good.
     
  2. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think you answered your own question.
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I think they ask our opinion as a courtesy, not because they actually want it.
     
  4. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Then why get mad when you don't give one?

    The woman should just cook, clean, suck my dick and spread her legs. I'll earn money. That is my definition of a happy relationship.
     
  5. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Oooh cunty.
     
  6. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    whats in it for them?

    your chump change from holding signs in front of Jiffy Lube isn't exactly aphrodisiacal for them.
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do these pants make me look fat?
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're welcome.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'm not sure. Take them off and we'll see if it's the pants or not.
     
  10. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    This is only the beginnings of the nuttiness. :facepalm:
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Cooking and cleaning optional.
     
  12. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Wow, I've never heard anyone have these feelings about women before!
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think its all based on the extra rib god gave them at their creation. It's all scientific and stuff
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    The cat puked this morning. My husband took the time to put a paper towel over the puke. Not to wipe it up, just to put a paper towel over it. WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
     
  17. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :jj:
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I might not have even done that....he's a keeper.
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Mine does that too. If he had the ability to put a flag marker in the floor, he would. At least you didn't step or slip on the mess.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    He goes, "I'm just alerting myself that it's there." :mad: