question for weed smokers

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    So I've been clean for 22 days. I've applied at a couple places and have received an email from one of them. I know it takes 30 days around, do you think I might be ok at 25 days, or slightly less than 30 days? It would be humiliating to flunk the pee test and I could possibly lose this one too. I should have waited a few more days to apply but I really want another job right now!!
     
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    depends on how much you smoke and your body fat %. need more info
     
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    Drink a lot of cranberry juice
     
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    Go you to local head shop and I'm sure they have detox products that work within a day or two
     
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    Have you considered a career change?

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    Yup. Also, be sure to drink plenty of water, exercise, if you have access to a sauna, use it.

    If you're concerned, drink a lot pf water before the test and take some multivitamins, like centrum, to 'revitalize' your urine and help hide the fact that you "watered it down".
     
  7. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Shave all your hair. They will find
    Yes, we need pics. Preferrably with you in bra and panties. It's the only way we can help you.
     
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    Go to your local pharmacy and buy a $15 self test.
    It's the only way to be sure.;)
     
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  9. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    The more bodyfat you have, the more the weed stays in your system. Believe me I know. And cutting your hair don't do shit either:oops:
     
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    It's based on your metabolism.
     
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    it depends on a lot of things. how much you smoke, metabolism, time and body fat are the biggies.

    if this email is just to interview, put it off as long as you can. they will interview a few people and being the last one is a good thing.

    even if they decide to hire you, it will take another few days to set up the pee test.

    good luck.

    someday we won't be treated like criminals.
     
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    i keep a detox drink im my locker at work b/c we have random drug tests. sometimes i smoke the day before and i have been clean every time
     
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Listen to this man.
     
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    I was just gonna post and bitch about the fact that you can't go home and smoke some damn pot, but you can drink yourself into a fucking coma and as long as you show up to work the next day then nobody gives a fuck.
    Having anybody being against the use of pot makes me feel like I live in the Twilight Zone. It's so stupid and irrational and illogical.

    Anyway, good luck to the OP.
     
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    Bingo on the "watered down". My g/f came upon a great employment opportunity last year. She qualified and had to take a drug test. It is a big company, so it was a thorough and expensive screen, not the cheap-o kind that some companies use. No problem for her, she's never used drugs, not even weed. She took the test and was initially flunked because her sample was watered down. No drugs, but a watered down reading. She drinks an inordinate amount of water every day. Probably 5 gallons a day or more. They wanted her and she wanted the job, so they let her take it again. The second time she drank almost no water for days and the test was fine. But for a week, she was horrified that she might not get the job. All because she drinks a boatload of H2O.
     
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    ...if youre normal height and weight i dont care if youve been smoking gunja sticks from thailand, if youve been clean 22 days feel free to pee freely. always give the middle of the pee stream for the sample, never give them the beginning or end of stream.
     
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    Once they decide to hire me, they do the pee test the same day with a test strip. My metabolism isn't too good. I need some labs done for my doc, maybe ill ask her to include a tox screen. I think ill delay my response to them too, ill just say I was sleeping. This is scary, should have waited longer to apply
     
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    Unless you weigh 250+ there's a good chance you're clean. So good, I would cut one of my balls in half if your test came up otherwise.

    You can buy a single panel test at a head shop for like $5. Give it a shot if you're that worried.
     
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    ...you can get a weed drug test at walgreens for 10 bucks.
     
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