Question for Women of the Shed

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Why do women get tattoos?

    A woman's body is a work of art. The soft, round, supple curves and the multiple erogenous zones have made men happy for untold millennia. Inking up your bodies does not enhance them at all.

    Personally, there are very few things as disappointing as seeing a hot gal with tattoos. Many years ago, I worked at a law firm where this incredibly hot woman worked in the calendar department. Every piece of clothing on her was tight. She had an amazing rack and a great ass. One day, I was standing at her cubicle to ask about a court date. As usual, she was wearing a low cut top and a tight bra that gave me an instant blood rush down there. She bent over to pick up something and being the perv I am, I looked straight down her top hoping to see some more boob meat. I immediately noticed that her right boob was tatted up with a colorful snake and some stars. I never felt the same way about her again.

    Tattoos on women ruin the perfect lines of their bodies. Plus, and this applies especially to tats on tits, they tell me that at least one lowlife guy has seen their boobs before and that there have probably been many others. I'm not interested in following who knows how many men. I'd rather have the fantasy.
     
  2. Mr Sinister

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    no way they look great on chicks
     
  3. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Not a fan of 'em but I know guys who are.. ..so different strokes for different folks.
     
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    Small tasteful tatoo maybe ont the ankle, not bad.
     
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  5. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    If a chick has the pinup thing going on I can dig the tattoos. These young chicks however writing random shit in random places all over their body, is tacky.
     
  6. Roland Schwinn

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    This thread needs a bit more Puppet.
     
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  7. blckknight60

    blckknight60 Well-Known Member

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    tattoos are dumb in general
     
  8. joyceface

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    I don't like tatoos and I especially don't them on women so I can't tell you why they get them. But I've talked to people who have gotten them and they seem to think of the tattoo as being a symbol of something significant. My niece just got one of the egyptian symbol for "life". Why? i have no idea, she's not egyptian. why not just write life instead of the symbol?
     
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    I'm a woman and think tattoos on women is just awful! Agree on the human body being a work of art
     
  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Ya I don't like it either.
    Seems that most youngsters are covered with 'em nowadays
     
  11. Cheryl Marie

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    Why do women get tattoos?

    Because they want to. Our actions and decisions are not, or at least should not, be in response to what a male thinks about it. Not to be rude, but mind your own decisions about your own body and don't worry about what others do.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm a woman and I happen to like tattoos. I have two small ones that are personal to me and really don't give a fuck if people like them or not :)
     
  13. Quality Control

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    I have a tattoo on my ankle, I got it on my 18th birthday. It's the dumbest tattoo ever. I'm not joking it's so awful. I always wear a band-aid over it in public if my legs are exposed. I should just have it removed. Some people suggest I get it covered up if I hate it so much but that would mean getting another bigger, more detailed tat in that spot and I would never do that if I hate the small simple one I have already.

    Edit: I should add that this tat has no personal meaning at all to me. It's a design I liked for about a week when I was 18 and that's the week I got it. If it had personal meaning I don't think I'd mind it so much.
     
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  14. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Yes, yes, and thousand times, YES!!!!! I could not agree with you more. I've always said it's like taking God's perfect creation, and covering it with graffiti. I despise them. I don't really care for them on men, either, just for the record.
    :spit:
    :giggle: :cwl: :backlol2:
     
  15. Roland Schwinn

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    WHAT is it?
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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  17. Quality Control

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    @Roland Schwinn, there is no way I'm posting it here. Everybody would absolutely shred me for having such a lame tattoo! LOL. I'll just say it's a company symbol, but not a well-known company.
     
  18. ItsAWholeThing

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  19. babybear

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    to each his own,but at my bank tattoos have to be covered,so some have to wear long sleeve shirts year round and band-aids
    other places,no piercings or those ear lobe things allowed.
    no wild hair do's or colors.
    private owned conservative bank.
     
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    6ianca

    Nuff said.