Question for you God believers.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    In the age of global communication, Internet, and smart phones. Why hasn't God come back to spread his message? He would get billions of more people to listen to him. Oh wait he isn't real...
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    MatthewT callout thread :woot:
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    inorite? :wtf:
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    He just did through you...:owned:
     
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    God is waiting for the release of the Iphone7..duh
     
  6. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    brules, can i at least point out that these technologies needed to exist for biblical prophecies to be fulfilled??? please???


















    :rofl:
     
  7. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    God loved to talk a lot over 2000 years ago to a small group of people. Then he just stopped. Some loving god huh.
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    He stopped? :wtf:
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    But idiots like to follow crooks like Pat Robertson who pray on the weak minded. While they lift your wallet. That's some word of god huh
     
  10. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Upset your not in the clique?
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Maybe this will calm your nerves

    [video=youtube;2B3JRhmuUH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B3JRhmuUH8[/video]
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    Question for the Non believers....Why do you care if someone believes there is a God? I get an extra holiday at work and some pretty sweet presents because of it :cheer:
     
  13. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    trick question. He was never there ;)
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    But this one got me rock hard

    [video=youtube;2D5148rRIkw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw[/video]
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    sounds like what happens to people who pay to see a Michael Moore film.
     
  16. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Of piss smelling Arabs? Greedy Jews? Or sheep Christian? Nah I'm good
     
  17. BrulesRules

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    This one gets me hard..these old ladies are working it!

    [video=youtube;Y0OBNOAv4J8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0OBNOAv4J8[/video]
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    World got too crowded.
    Rain is God's flop sweat.
     
  19. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Fuck that fat fuck from Flint.
     
  20. Babs

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    Ding ding ding!