Question. If I have a four-hour boner, but I'm using it the whole time...

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    do I still need to call the doctor?

    or

    Do you call the doctor if the boner simply will not go away?
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell the guy fucking you you need to take 5.
     
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    Keep away from Swifty, asshole.
     
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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I don't even understand your post, it makes no sense.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I don't even understand your post, it makes no sense. ASSHOLE FACE!!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think I forgot a comma. :smile:
     
  7. Just Peachy

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    Hello David. How was your day?
     
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    why does Viagra and Cialis advertise heavily on shows that women watch?


    ask your doctor.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    It was very good and busy today.

    The crazy people at work want to do a hull preservation on a submarine while it is waterborne, I scoffed at them all, and looked at everyone like they had just shit their pants. :fil:

    What kind of a momo tries to do a nonskid application while the hull is waterborne AND we are in the Winter season. C'mon, what is wrong with people?
     
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    why did the drug companies invent "fibromyalgia"?


    your doctor knows.
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Massage your nuts with some ice cubes
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    I had to go onto a submarine today at work.

    I started to get woozy from the thing rolling while I was inside.

    :surprised:
     
  13. Just Peachy

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    :jerk:
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    I also clanked my head against the side of the sail, and lost my hardhat in the bay.

    It sank right to the bottom. :crying:
     
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    we have subs with sails? cool.
     
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    @Swifty
     
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    Oh shit, I should have read through :(
     
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    Dave, when was the last time a woman purposely gave you a boner?
     
  19. DogStar69

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    It depends how many guys are fucking you.
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You can get in a lot of trouble for throwing plastic in the water, Dave.