Sports QUESTION: If you broke both arms, would someone wipe your ass for you?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    my wife did for me years ago when i was in the hospital with a bad case of the flu. im sure shed help me if i had my arms in casts.

    what about you?
     
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    Yes, my husband would do it in a heartbeat.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Does your wife have no self respect?
     
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    my wife would arrange the payment for someone to do it
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i was really bad in the ER. couldnt hold it in. she took care of me. we were recently married too.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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    Tickle Shits Soul Satisfying and Deeply Nourishing Gold

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    No, I would not do it for my wife, nor would I ask her to do it for me... I had a hard enough time changing diapers. I have an instant gag response to shit.. I threw up many times dealing with my kids..
     
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    Aw, Shiv, that's so sweet. Now THAT'S true love. :wub:
     
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    ...way to test the warranty shiv. :yes:
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    at first i was very embarrassed
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    She should have taken the easy way out and tripped over one of the cords in your room
     
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    Yes, my wife would.

    She doesn't rescue animals but, she's an angel none the less.
     
  13. Snort

    Snort I don't know it all...I just know more than you Gold

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    Ummm hello? She married him...
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Touche
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I have no one.

    I would have to pay someone to do it for me..... :(
     
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    Snort I don't know it all...I just know more than you Gold

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    Fuck my gf would....but I don't know if I'd want her to. I'd rig something up in the shower or sumpthin.
     
  17. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    :jackoff:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Oh so you grew comfortable?
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    you not there in the relationship yet?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    well, asking your new wife to clean up runny shit on your ass and legs is quite a bit much.