Questions Howard should answer...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Howard, your wife is always at the Hamptons...so how can you be spending 90% of your time together?"

    "Howard, you always have sex with a condom..don't you trust your wife to use birth control?"

    "Howard, the Artie chair should be filled with a fun and funny comic...why are you such a cheap jew that can't spend a few bucks to make your show better?"
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    more like questions howard will never answer.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

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    "Howard, why do your children move as far as way as possible knowing damn well you hate to fly?"
     
  4. Herc

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    1. You can spend 90% of your time together if you talk to your copy of Hampton's magazine. Starring at her endless fundraiser and party going pics that is. He has a virtual conversation in his mind with her. That's when she tells him she loves him for Howard the person. And not for his Jew gold or fading fame . . .

    2. Laura his assistant submerges each condom in water to check for minor holes. Because Beth's birth control pills seem to have faces of the Flintstones on it . . .

    3. Jew Logic = Why pay a talented comedy writer (Jackie) a fair wage. When you can exploit your good will that you built up in the 90's. In order to rape your fans later on in life . . .
     
  5. Herc

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    Because money can be wired anywhere in the world. Including Israel . . .
     
  6. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to know how the hell he avoided prosecution for doing the pump-n-dump with Sirius stock.. He pushed and pushed his lies so people would subscribe and/or invest. As soon as he cahed out, that was the end of trying to put on an actual show.

    Hell, one of his accountants was nabbed for insider trading with the stock. It was probably what Chaunce found out and brought up.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Where's robin?

    What happene with you and Artie?

    Do you care anymore, or is it a big cash grab?

    Why ?
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "How come with all your money you still dress like a fucking tool?"
     
  9. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    "Why won't you let NSAL benefit from another much-needed $50,000 donation from the challenge that you once offered to anybody who questions whether or not your hair is all real? Obviously, it's an easy $50,000 for a worthwhile cause and you have absolutely nothing to lose since you don't wear any kind of wig or any other kind of fake hair system."
     
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  10. Brokenbad

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    You know Robin, I spend nearly 90% of my time in the Hamptons.

    I've always said Beth is so beautiful I can only last 2 or 3 minutes so I always wear a condom to lesson the sensation. Sometimes I have to put a bag over her face because she's so pretty.

    We're all hoping Artie gets well and we wish him the best.
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    if you're so concerned for beth's health you wont let her take the pill, then why do you let her undergo several surgeries for breast installation/removal and get chemicals injected into her face?

    which daughter had the falling out with robin and why?
     
  12. harlock

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    Does your mother know you're gay?
     
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    The condom thing really bothers me. That is a gigantic red flag.
     
  14. harlock

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    [​IMG]

    :worried: Allegedly
     
  15. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Who do you think you're fooling with that :quote:hair:quote:? :wigtip:
     
  16. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Howard, where did all your fans go?
     
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    howard - was it always bullshit and if not, what event changed you?
     
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    Who are you, and why are you famous?
     
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    "Why are you having everyone who is even remotely affiliated with the show blocking Gary_Puppet on Twitter?"
     
  20. Hamptons

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    I'm pretty sure its a goof, Howard and Beth don't even sleep in the same bed let alone the same floor of their house/apartment. Howard "I was going to go downstairs and get Beth to watch ......but I didn't want to wake the animals that sleep with her at night"

    He has let it slip countless times that he will be doing something upstairs and she is down stairs its just like the old days when he used to hide in the basement only this time he gets to hide in 13 chimney square foot mansion