Questions on "Zoo Za Zoo"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Chugger, Jul 23, 2015.

  1. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I was pondering the fate of our world and my mind wandered into the important topic of this musical masterpiece.

    I know Emily wrote and sang it, to the delights of tens of people. I would like to separate fact from myth on the following:
    • Did Scott the Engineer really work on the album/ CD?
    • Did the Wig put up money for it?
    • The lyrics "You always said you knew I was gifted
      but you never could figure out just how much
      my body is baffled and my spirit is lifted
      each time I surrender to your elegant touch"- what the fuck does this mean?
    • According to Emily's website http://www.emilystern.org/about/, she apparently "works with essential oils. She is a wellness advocate for DoTerra, and is involved with helping people work with their particular physical ailments". Does that mean I can get a hand job after a massage from her? Does GaryPuppet know about this? How much?

    Please don't make a mockery of my thread. It is already totally farcical.
     
  2. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Emily's "around"
     
  3. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

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    The market for jewish-centric poetry, music and oils is at an all time high right now. Clearly, she pays her own way.
     
  5. Pigsaw

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    In answer to your questions.
    Yes.
    Yes.
    It's just the rantings of a self absorbed nut case. Nothing more.
    No.
    Gary Puppet is to involved in starting shit threads to know anything about anything.
    I hope this makes your day better. :)
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    this never gets old,pure genious
     
  9. Rob0729

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    Scott the Engineer did produce it with Sirius equipment, so the answer is no Howard didn't spend a dime on it.
     
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    Every time that girl is mentioned I catch a whiff of mental B.O., you know she's unshaven in the pits.
     
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    Does he ever spend a dime?
     
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    So in other words , she is a snake oil sales woman .
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Just on lawyers and wigs.
     
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    scarves
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Poor Scott Salem
     
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    Holy shit, she dances just like her father
     
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