I was pondering the fate of our world and my mind wandered into the important topic of this musical masterpiece. I know Emily wrote and sang it, to the delights of tens of people. I would like to separate fact from myth on the following: Did Scott the Engineer really work on the album/ CD? Did the Wig put up money for it? The lyrics "You always said you knew I was gifted but you never could figure out just how much my body is baffled and my spirit is lifted each time I surrender to your elegant touch"- what the fuck does this mean? According to Emily's website http://www.emilystern.org/about/, she apparently "works with essential oils. She is a wellness advocate for DoTerra, and is involved with helping people work with their particular physical ailments". Does that mean I can get a hand job after a massage from her? Does GaryPuppet know about this? How much? Please don't make a mockery of my thread. It is already totally farcical.