Questions that, as a juror, you'd submit to the judge in the Jodi Arias trial

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    • "When was the last time you blacked out after killing someone but were able to drive away, toss your gun and clean yourself up?"
    • "What's the best temperature setting when laundering your camera?"
    • "When you stab someone multiple times, are you going for a pattern, or was your hand just getting tired?"


    Have at it...
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    How can BubbleNose Mlaw think she and Mario are from the same generation? :wtf:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Focus! :behave:

    Questions only a psychokiller from Arizona would know. Throw in a cactus if you have to.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately!
     
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    I'm not following that trial I'm holding out for the Trayvon fiasco :D
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    why did you lead the police on a chase through LA in your white Ford Bronco?
     
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    Can we see more nude pictures so we can get a better look into the character of the defendant?
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That was OJ we just look alike
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I have a feeling that some mulyan may get to Zimmerman before the trial.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Florida doesn't let jurors ask questions in criminal trials. Only Arizona, Indiana and Colorado, so it won't be as much fun.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Could you imagine the look on the judge and attorneys' faces if you submitted that question during the Arias trial? :jj:

    That'll get you out of jury duty, really fast. :buhbye:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :behave: If you're gonna be racist, at least spell mulignan correctly. :grad:
     
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    Yeah all the false news coverage has them worked up.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I had never heard of such a thing, it would be hilarious if they could just ask the questions, but they are reviewed by counsel and the judge :jj:
     
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    Well, they have to be, for obvious reasons (as you'd know). In the study I read, some of the more common problems were asking questions of the wrong expert witness or asking questions of a non-expert that requires expert knowledge.

    I'll admit that there was one negative comment by an attorney after the NJ pilot program that I thought was interesting: it screws with the attorney's strategy because sometimes you don't want to ask "that" question of "that" witness because it might open the door to something else.
     
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    Wanna fuck
     
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    ...with a kevlar body suit, maybe. :jj: