Questions to post to twitter for Beth the Pet Whisperer

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    340,301
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,744
    Beth, my 22 lb cat I adopted from some hurricane or what not, hates me every time I kiss his face. What should I do?

    Beth, I decorate my bulldog with jewelry but her look to me says "just euthanize me already". Should I try arm warmers?

    Beth, my housekeeper refuses to empty the litter box 3 x per day, should I hire a behaviorist for her?
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    424,136
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    24,009
    Likes Received:
    46,576
    My apartment is small and my cat inhales my bong smoke. Is this bad?
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    340,301
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,744
    Darn you must spread some reps before giving it to bethsucks again!
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    242,748
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,567
    Likes Received:
    21,524
    A pelican ate all of my son's marbles! What do I do?
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    424,136
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    24,009
    Likes Received:
    46,576
    My three cats are siblings, what do I do when the brothers mount their sister?
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    87,142
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,298
    Likes Received:
    12,231
    I cut my dog's front legs off because he looks so cute that way. Now he keeps falling on his face. Should I take him to a radio show?
     
  7. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

    Reputations:
    547
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,488
    Likes Received:
    24
    My dog likes to chase horses, can you come over and help me break him of this habit?
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    246,262
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,366
    Likes Received:
    48,966
    "Beth, my cat's breath stinks really bad. Should i have it driven to a vet in a town car and pay to have it's teeth brushed?"
     
  9. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,101
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,852
    Likes Received:
    472
    Hey Beth, my female pitbull is a reluctant breeder -- do you know of any reputable, rape stand manufacturers?
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    116,015
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,485
    My pure bred abomination of a dog is severely overweight, do you recommend stomach stapling or should I just keep sticking my fingers down her throat?
     
  11. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,634
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    803
    I'm actually thinking about asking Beth for tips on aging Dogs....(she has alot of experience with caring for "aging Dawg's" ;) doesn't she??? I read her tweets and she's very helpful answering the fans !
    if that's really her or her "people" :rolleye: tweeting (like Robin)

    I noticed Howard tweets shameless AGT promo's on her Twitter page! wow..he has ball's for sure!!

    So I'm going to ask Beth "when is it time to put our beloved Dog(Ben)he's 15...now blind and deaf but does VERY WELL...IF he's still eating and has good days (bad days too)...his front legs are weak...I have to lift him to go outside to the yard (he never makes a mistake in the house)
    When would YOU put him down?? is there a natural alternative as opposed to Drugs???
    I can't bear to have him injected with drugs....
    maybe she would know??

    I think I'll post a question to her.....after I open a Twitter account! :rolleye:

    peace & love
     
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    340,301
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,744
    Benbas, you will know when it is time...when your pet has no interest in food, games he loved, and doesn't have the spark in his eye. If he has more bad days then good, if he is in pain....then it is time..I know, it sucks.
     
  13. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

    Reputations:
    -67,806
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,582
    Likes Received:
    10,328
    That is fucking hilarious............ :lol:

    Beth, who do you call when Bianca eats Howard's denture cream?
    Beth, does your medication prevent Walter from getting the herpes?
     
  14. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

    Reputations:
    -67,806
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,582
    Likes Received:
    10,328
    No worries, I got you covered!
     
  15. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    87,142
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,298
    Likes Received:
    12,231
    Does it get you moist when Howard puts his wig on Bianca and calls her a dirty bitch?
     
  16. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    424,136
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    24,009
    Likes Received:
    46,576
    My black labs cock is beer can thick, what should I do?
     
  17. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -15,808
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    1,476
    Likes Received:
    813
    Hey Beth I have a big problem i have had 4 puppys die in the first 4 weeks of adopting them. They normally seem like generally healthy dogs and i am always nice to them whenever they do something good i give them a piece of chocolate what am i doing wrong?!
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Reputations:
    112,398
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,335
    Likes Received:
    14,921
    I'd like to know how you go about finding the right pet to properly accessorize your outfit. Also what sedative you use on the poor bastard before you trot it out in front of a crowd of strangers for your own benefit.