?? Questions You'd Ask Beth If You Could ??

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    With all the stifling of honesty twitter blocks by Whoresy & The Raja of All Rating Failures the thought occurs: if face to face what questions would you ask Polack Princess?

    Here are a couple that would come to mind for me:

    What's the current exchange rate between Euros and Dinars?

    As a working model in Europe, were you so unsuccessful that now nary a photo nor ad can be found anywhere?

    Do Howard's parents despise and disrespect you as much as his daughters do?

    Why isn't it hypocritical to protest abuse of cute animals yet condone and essentially encourage harvesting of other animals for profit by paying thousand of dollars for leather handbags, shoes and apparel?

    When do you think a middle aged nobody who has time and again demonstrated a showbiz "Reverse Midas Touch" to finally stop wasting everyone's time and money and just fade away?

    Who do you fantasize about during the 3mins of missionary sex with Howard once a month?
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    I'd ask:

    "Which divorce lawyer do you have on retainer, and will you or Howard get the Hamptons house?"
     
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    If I had truth serum?

    What first attracted you to Howard?
    Do you find Howard attractive?
    Have you cheated on Howard?
    Did you know who Howard was before you met him?
    Did Howard ever cheat on his wife with you?
    Do you like it that Howard wears a condom?
    How many nights do you go out without Howard?
     
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    Master does not speak to camel, he rides camel.

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    How big was your cock?
     
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    Who are you and what do you do?
     
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    Who is Scott Ostrowsky?
     
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    Can pelicans really fly and where you ever considered for the Kentucky derby?
     
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    How many STD'S do you have?

    Besides Master Golddigger, what other career would you have liked?
     
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    How many wigs are in Howard's wig closet?
     
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    Was your high school principal good in bed?
     
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    Q: What did you do with the money?
    Beth O:What money?
    Q: The money your HS principal gave you to keep quiet.
     
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    When a sheik has sex, does he remove his turban?

    Was his turban dirty?
     
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    Do you want to be famous?
     
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    1. Why did you fake an injury to get out of Gary's fathers funeral?

    2. Why would you ever leave a party thrown for you to go to the Seinfeld's to star fuck?

    3. If Howard was a Executive office manager that made $500,000 a year, would you be in love with him and would you have still fell in love "at first sight"?


    Oh forget it, I know the answers to all these. :backlol:
     
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    How many toy cars do you have on your wall?
     
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    What's the length & girth of Nacho's peen? Cut or uncut?
     
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    Does Howard pretend he doesn't like getting blown because his cock is so small it keeps slipping out of your Joker sized mouth?
     
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    What did you say to that poor girl on the Fox News segment? Did Alison know you were cheating with Howard? Did you see Letterman's "special room" more than once? What advice has Katie Lee Joel given you and what's your strategy for existing the "long con" you're currently perpetrating?
     
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    Howard, is that you?