Quick!! Another cooking question.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The bag of Doritos has a date of February 18.

    Is this a WARNING or a RECOMMENDATION?

    Are they ok to eat? I think this is a recommendation, and that they are edible.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What flavor?
     
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    Try one. If fresh, snack away
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Taco, with the Old School bag fo a nigga. :cool:
     
  5. flatty

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    That's 2018, not Feb. 18
     
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    that means feb 18 2030
     
  7. wetback

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    toss that shit you cheap fuck, go buy another bag
     
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    even if it was dec 18 1987, they wouldn't be stale.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I fucking love Doritos and yet I still haven't tried that kind :bigthink
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Then you really DON'T love Doritos, because Taco is the greatest Dorito of all entire times.
     
  11. wayfaerer

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    what does this have to do with cooking?
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    just eat em you big puss.
     
  13. flatty

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    Google image stoned munchies gave me this: :jj:

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  14. Daveindiego

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    Are you retarded?

    It's time to eat now, not go to the store. I ain't going to no store right now. I'd be eligible to go to jail as soon as I step foot outside the door because I'm so fucked up right now.

    I think the fucked up would cancel the rancid Doritos. Imma give it a shot.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You may have a point. I gots to get me a bag.

    Wait are you talking about these ones?


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  16. DrivenByDemons

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    hey, what's swifty doin?
     
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    :facepalm: I don't care what the date is you should throw those fucking horrible things in the garbage.
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    I consider removing the 'Fresh Clip' from the bag as cooking.
     
  19. Ray Barone

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    go for it. in the hood that's all we have
     
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    Playing grab ass with the Cat.

     
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