Quick!!! I need last minute vday gift ideas!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I completely forgot. I made reservations for a trendy new restaurant a while ago but haven't bought my gf a gift yet. :facepalm:
     
  2. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    The D :grad: bitches love the D :grad:
     
  3. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    D in a B?
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Well, if you don't mind paying an asston of shipping fees, there's Shari's Berries. They can prolly overnight to your GF's home or work, and the prices on chocolate covered strawberries are OK, but as I said, they really ding you on the shipping.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    That's her decision :grad:

    But you can pursue an agenda :lo5:
    Just be cool. You don't wanna be "that guy". Chicks talk.
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    If you know what salon she goes to get her a gift certificate for a spa day
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    This. Gift card is the best last minute gift. Or Dick in a Box. Depends on the chick.
     
  8. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If you're going with the cock in the box, at least throw in a few flavored condoms so she has fresh breath after blowing you. :idea:
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Rubber for blow jobs? :cwl:


    how old are you and what do you do for a living, partner?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    probably not without a gift
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's not how old I am, it's how old Ridic's GF is and how long they've been dating. Personally, if a broad tried to blow me with a rubber on, she'd be an ex on the spot.
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    gentle painal?
     
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    Don't sweat it. Your hand is a very forgiving appendage.
     
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    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    fake your own death, it's the easy way out.
     
  16. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Yeah, If I was with a "broad" that had a rubber on I'd be out of there too.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Happy Vaaalemtimes daaay !!

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  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :depressed:
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    [video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/591805[/video]
     
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  20. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Teeney, do you have an e-boyfriend?