Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Oct 29, 2015.
I only have 4 minutes, and I'm blind. Go.
type your city into Google followed by "boudoir photographers"
Go straight to the Blog section of the hottest looking site you see under the Google Images tab, not the photo gallery of the site. You want the full sets of chicks' photo sessions
If fate smiles on you, you might see someone you know... or the specialladyfriend of someone you know in their underwears
Fucking genious. I'll do this when I get home.
Warm up a wet leather glove
Sit on your hand till until it goes numb. Old tried and true method.
Take a banana, cut it in half, wrap half with tape to hold it together. Squeeze the banana and use the skin as a homemade fleshlight.
Pro tip: you could probably heat the banana up for a more personal touch.
I'm Old School, Janice!!!!
This one's known as the stranger.
back boobs are actually a good idea ladies...take note
Butter your hand.
Warm shaving cream
I live in a town of ugly women.
Awesome idea though.
You have to power past the fatties and the oldsters and the prudes who just pose in football jerseys
Pick towns where you know the chicks are hot