Quick Masturbation Idea

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Oct 29, 2015.

  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I only have 4 minutes, and I'm blind. Go.
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    type your city into Google followed by "boudoir photographers"

    Go straight to the Blog section of the hottest looking site you see under the Google Images tab, not the photo gallery of the site. You want the full sets of chicks' photo sessions

    If fate smiles on you, you might see someone you know... or the specialladyfriend of someone you know in their underwears

    :hat:
     
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  3. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    Fucking genious. I'll do this when I get home.
     
  4. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Warm up a wet leather glove
     
  5. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner WE DA BEST!! VIP Gold

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    Sit on your hand till until it goes numb. Old tried and true method.
     
  6. crackerjackson5

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    Take a banana, cut it in half, wrap half with tape to hold it together. Squeeze the banana and use the skin as a homemade fleshlight.

    Pro tip: you could probably heat the banana up for a more personal touch.
     
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  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    jessica-simpson-pink-bikini-cabo-animated.gif
     
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    :coffee:

     
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  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I'm Old School, Janice!!!!
     
  11. crackerjackson5

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    This one's known as the stranger.
     
  12. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    too late
    :owned::dance::sd:
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    back boobs are actually a good idea ladies...take note
     
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  13. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Butter your hand.
     
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  14. VAsiCkBoy

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    Aunt Betty????

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  15. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Warm shaving cream
     
  16. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    would smash :grad:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I live in a town of ugly women.

    Awesome idea though.
     
  18. Lou Loomis

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    You have to power past the fatties and the oldsters and the prudes who just pose in football jerseys
     
  19. Lou Loomis

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    Pick towns where you know the chicks are hot
     
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  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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