Quick poll: I told my wife I would give her a back rub tonight (no queer gender homos)

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I said this yesterday but now I'm tired and pretty buzzed and she had a friend come over and blah, blah blah for a couple hours.

    Would be cool to blow off said back rub and post? She hasn't mentioned it.
     
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    Also, she has horrible cancer and will probably die in a month so I'm free to bang other chicks
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    dammit
     
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    Must suck to give an obese woman a back rub.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    You're married? Really? :wtf:

    I've known you for years, I had no idea you're married.
     
  9. nazdrowie

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    hey sexy
     
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    It sure would. Thank god for the cancer.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    That is why I don't get married. :grad:
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Where's the fucking poll?
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Chriza makes me laugh. We have virtually nothing in common other than this board. My wrists are about the size of his legs. I've been married for 9 years(I'm about his age), I don't eat fast food, I have a career, I have a kid and I love gym time and motorcycles equally. However, he makes me laugh and I would gladly go out for beers with him next time I'm in Portland. The fact that he is able to piss people off so easily from across the computer is amazing!
     
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    Wow...I hate everybody that has posted in this thread.
     
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    I regret this thread. I want to bang a Dawgs chick so hard my pants are going so crazy bro
     
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    Its a "quick poll" Howie
     
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    Better start rubbin', bro.
     
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    :(
     
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    I'm probably gonna put you on ignore
     
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    You should buy one of those little backroller things. That way you can compromise. If you don't feel like really following through on the backrub, you can sort of halfass your way through it using the backroller.
     
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