Quick relationship help

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  1. garypagetwo

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    Ok the past 4 days my ex has taken initiative to set up movie nights at my place. The first 3 nights, after she told me to sit there on the first night, I'd sit sort of at the end of her legs, cause they were up on the couch. She'd sorta from time to time push her feet towards my thigh and play around a bit? But I noticed she'd move her feet a lot even when they weren't touching me, so I didn't think TOO much of it.

    But tonight, we watched Space Jam, and she told me I should lay down next to her, which I did. Anyways, halfway through the movie I was a bit upset about my position because we weren't really touching and her feet couldn't do the thing she usually did :/

    Suddenly she turned around and sorta lay on her side, pressing her butt right up against my leg and her feet into my feet. She stayed in that position for like 20min and I was seriously having trouble containing my erection.

    Last night she sent me a few texts after she had been over, starting with asking if we could hang out again the next day, and ending in "<3".

    My question is...would it be ok if I texted her something like "you have a warm ass :)" or something now? Or am I reading the situation wrong? Keeping in mind she's very a very physical person, so she might not have thought anything of it.

    Edit-

    TLDR; ex appears to be flirting and had her ass pressed up against my leg throughout the last 20min of the movie. would it be ok if i texted her "you have a warm ass :)" ?
     
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    shorten plz
     
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    this^
     
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    These
     
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    gp2 has movie nights with his cat, then posts here as though the cat were a girl
     
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    you're gay right?
     
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    You watched Space Jam and you want us to believe a woman is interested in you?
     
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    I edited it in, but the TLDR is:

    ex appears to be flirting and had her ass pressed up against my leg throughout the last 20min of the movie. would it be ok if i texted her "you have a warm ass :)" ?
     
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    Shove a hairbrush in her chooch. That's what Shiv would do.
     
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    It's not flirting. She's farting on you. I hope she shits on your couch next time.
     
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    She is probably just a fat piece of shit who couldnt fit in her seat so that ass had to spill over somewhere.
     
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    all hail your gayness. :sgay: