Quick! What would you say...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VAsiCkBoy, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    if outta nowhere, a hot chick said "tell me one random fact about yourself"????

    I need some suggestions
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Cats have barbed dicks
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You use a raccoon penis as a toothpick
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    Just make up something cool
     
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  7. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I suck at this.
    I'm on a dating app on my phone and this is the first hot one that has chatted with me
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    mind your business, bitch
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    People say I'm the life of the party 'cause I tell a joke or two.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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  11. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I told her "I like to play my guitar on lonely nights" :facepalm:


    FUCK!!!! :pissed:

    Now she won't answer me
     
  12. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You need to do a better job of rehearsing your spontaneity.
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    stop qualifying yourself to her. that's what all the chumps do and she loses interest.
     
  14. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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  15. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Oh well....I'm deleting this stupid app anyway.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Catfish
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    stick to meeting women IRL
     
  18. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Is that another one?

    I just walked in the door and the fucking thing popped up that she wanted to chat with me and I panicked.
     
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  20. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I know.....I was just checking this out for a change.

    I'm tired of talking to strippers and bar whores.