Quick, would you trade places with Joe Francis?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    He's got a shitload of money and a smoking hot girlfriend. However, he could be about to be sentenced to prison. Without knowing that outcome, would you take a chance and switch places with him?

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    "Francis was convicted on 5 charges total, including assault, 3 counts of false imprisonment, and 1 count of dissuading a witness from reporting."
     
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    snowdog212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Even with that I wouldnt want to be a douche
     
  3. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Hell no. He's clearly compensating for something. Probably has a tiny dick.
     
  4. dadadipshit

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    That dumb fuck, the Feds are gonna be up his ass until the day he dies for one thing or another. I don't what he knows, or who he wouldn't play nice with, but he's always going to have a target on his back.
     
  5. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    I'd love to be on a reality show with Flavo Flav and a formerly pregnant teenager.
     
  6. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    If I traded lives with Joe Francis, I wouldn't be stupid enough to get in the troubles he gets himself into.
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He got fat.
     
  8. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    He's not going to have much money left after he's paid all of his lawyers for all the litigation that will tie him up for years to come....and as for the hot girlfriend, she's got a major eating disorder and must have other fucked up issues if she's with an asshole like him.
     
  9. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    i would any sane non douche could live a nice quiet life as joe francis all his troubles are his own making because he is a flaming asshole. la times did a nice article on him, he is an even bigger asshole than you probably imagine. rich douche thinks rules dont apply to him, goes around raping drunk chicks. i remember he told howard he didnt understand why he got in trouble for smuggling xanax into prison?!
     
  10. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, you don't have to do the same douchey things he does, but you have to inherit his past.
     
  11. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    So I didn't have all of the fun, but I have to deal with all of the consequences? Nope.
     
  12. 14chimneys

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    Here's the question you have to have HIS brain. You can't create what he created "Girls Gone Wild" with a logical brain of making your money & then start tons of other real legit safe businesses & get out.

    You have to be full retard. Wow, I would.. Id take the chance & be him :)
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    No. Getting stuffed in a trunk seems like a bad day at the office.
     
  14. knu3421

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    Guys gone wild if he goes to prison
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Well, he got 270 days in county jail.
     
  17. MrPACS

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    Hells no
     
  18. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Oh no mr.bill
     
  19. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Be out in 30 days, then back to the party.