Entertainment Quien es mas Caliente? HGTV Edition

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Qien Es Mas Caliente

  1. Nicole Curtis

    42.4%
  2. Christina El-Whateverthefuck

    48.5%
  3. Joanna Gaines

    9.1%
  1. TallTyrion

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    3 HGTV babes...
    Who you guys got? I know @GaryPuppet loves him some Joanna Gaines
    Any contributions to the cause in the way of hot photos are welcomed

    Here's the evidence:
    Nicole Curtis:
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    Christina El-Moussa
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    Joanna Gaines:
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Joanna Gaines and her husband are so fucking talented, I love that show. They are so fun to watch, but my vote is Scott McGillivray
     
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    My wife loves her designs....but it seems to me like everyone gets a fucking barn door in their house.
     
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    I see Nicole around the 'hood occasionally. She's OK but really skinny and getting older. Christiana, on the other hand, is a living Barbie doll.:lunch:
     
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    What's not to like? I bet she cleans up real nice too.

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    She does.
     
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    Okay I watch these shows all, the time because my wife likes them and they are palatable mutual television we can both agree on. Although when the shows are an hour they are always 30 minutes too long

    Here's how this goes and it isn't close
    The first two chicks Curtis and Christina while hot are obviously fucking head cases, particularly the second one christina. She is the kind of chick that takes two hours to get ready to take a shower every day and sooner or later she would wear you out. Her and her husband come across as complete whiney selfish money grabbers. The first chick is so passive aggressive she would wear you down by a thousand cuts sooner or later
    So that leaves the third chick and over all she does appear across the board personality and looks the best option. So I would go with that Gaines chick if I had to choose. On a side note her show really needs to be 30 minutes
     
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    The Flip or Flop show is 30 minutes.
    The problem is they show 20 of them back to back. Look, that girl is fucking hot, but she talks through her teeth. She's technically hotter than Joanna, but I find Joanna more bangable.
     
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    How about his little trollop?
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    No question, the Christina chick is the hottest by a mile but she is so full of herself and stuck up that takes big points off my scale.
     
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    No question, the Christina chick is the hottest by a mile but she is so full of herself and stuck up that takes big points off my scale.
     
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    I've seen her without makeup.
     
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    In the morning, as she wakes, before she brushes her teeth? You dog you.
     
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    Unfortunately not. She rehabs houses in South Minneapolis.
     
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    Why is the 3rd one in there? Does she have a great personality?
     
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    Which one has a leaked home made porn? That could directly affect my vote.
     
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    I think Christina gives Beth O a run for the money in the vapid airhead department. Both also have horrible voices as well. Any time I see Christinas show I wonder if she is borderline retarded.
     
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    Excuse me but it's horriboe.
     
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