Quivers lap band surgery fail?

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  1. fixer

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    After seeing Chris Christie’s fat ass in the Cowboy’s owners box. I thought of Robin Quivers. Thinking back, do you think it’s possible during her green drink phase with Dr. Roni, she had lap band surgery and complications from that surgery were the result of her latest medical problems? I’m not buying the cancer thing. Stern related because he is known to lie.
    By the way, how can Chris Christie be fat after the lap band surgery? Fat fuck.
     
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    Dunkin donuts :grad:
     
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    Christie was daring his body to explode. It was remarkable that enough cloth of the same pattern could be amassed to build him a suit. The surgery has allowed him to become merely disgustingly morbidly obese instead.

    So it was mostly 'cause of the tailors.
     
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    Any pics of Christie? Haven't seen him in awhile. Last I saw, it looked like he had slimmed down :dontknow:
     
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    They always bust through those lap bands and get fat again. They try to take the easy way out and there are no short cuts. You need to change your life style.
     
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    Simple, you can't eat the same shit and never move!
     
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    I doubt she had lap band surgery. She's rich enough to have all her meals prepared to keep her weight down. The cancer really messed her up. She doent look at all healthy now.

    I hope she gets a little better so I won't feel guilty about making fun of her.

    Right now she just look bad.
     
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    THIS...
    He was grotesque, now he's just a fat fuck.....
    image.jpg
     
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    I just saw him at the Cowboys game - he's putting it back on. Unless the camera adds 45 pounds.
     
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    I noticed it too.
     
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    I watched a few episodes of "My 600 lb Life" and it made me really hungry :nocheer:
     
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    Whenever I feel like I'm starting to overeat, I pull up an old episode of Hoarders. Works wonders. Of course I get woozy from all the bleach I inhale over the next week.
     
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    You watched football?? :omg:
     
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    No. I saw him on some newscast. ;)
     
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    Yes!! Hoarders and Intervention keep my ass in check! :lo5:
     
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    Phew. The room was spinning.


    It's nice of Chris to always wear bright red when he's seated there - just in case he's not standing out on camera for 3 seconds of his day.
     
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    That show's been on for a couple years and she hasn't lost a pound yet.
     
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    Shit soooo true! I feel so good about myself after watching those shows!!!!
    I'm sickened by it, yet cannot look away!
     
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    NO. I don't. As a matter of fact, Robin and Artie and several others on that show SHOULD have the surgery. The reason they never did is because stupid Howard ingrained in people's minds that it is weak to get this surgery. So instead of doing this all his staff are FAT. Obese. Someone like Robin would have benefited fine from this or other medically supervised weight loss. But NOOOOO gotta do it the NATURAL way... go to freaking Dr Ronnie for green drinks and shit. What is wrong with people?? We have the best, most well documented medical treatments in this country. Just freak get a lap band if you gotta lose 100 pounds.
     
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    I watch this while eating cape cod potato chips ;)