Quiz: Can you pass the U.S. citizenship test?

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  1. Dump Button

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    Arizona students may soon be asked to pass a citizenship test before graduating from high school.

    Here are 25 sample questions provided by the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, which requires immigrants to pass a 100-question test to obtain their citizenship.

    You must score a 60% or higher to pass. Good luck and post your score please!

    http://www.azcentral.com/story/news.../15803779/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Scored an 88%
     
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    Easy
     
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    100%, just like the chance the OP is a faeg.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Tickle my tits
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I got a 92% :badger:Does that mean I can stay?
     
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    I was watching TV and missed some easy shit cuz I am an asshole


    You Scored: 84% (21 of 25)
     
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    Any 8th grade student that can't answer 23 questions correctly should be sterilized. It's been decades since I studied this shit, and I got one wrong.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i was watching The Haunting... and drinking :bigcry:
     
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    Chin up buddy, you'll make it to 9th grades soon.
     
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    all the other kids will make fun of me... i hate the small bus :bigcry:
     
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    My grandparents were born here. So were my parents and I. I pass. :yes:
     
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    Enjoy a perfectly timed perv with a camera.
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    too funny.... but no i did have a shit day and i am finding liquid love right now
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Those kids are just jealous of your love of paste and paper.
     
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    i do sniff the freshly xeroxed papers
     
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    Are they big and floppy?

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    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    60% is passing:facepalm:
     
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    Yeah, we're in the same boat, except you're starting, and I'm done. Fucking time zones.
     
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