Quote your favorite lines from a movie.....

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  1. SomerSky

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    I watched this last week, for the millionth time and have been quoting again ever since...

    Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
     
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    You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
     
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    Vinny Gambini: Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

    :snicker:
     
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    THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!



     
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    From that mob movie with Johnny depp and Al Pacino
    Al Pacino: do you vouch for the guy?
    Johnny depp: what do you mean do you vouch for him?
    Al Pacino: do you vouch for for the guy...
    Johnny depp: I don't vouch for him I'm just trying to make an introduction
    @ARM
     
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    I don't know why, but this cracks me up everytime I watch Goodfellas...

    "Please stop feeding the dog from the table... from the plate on top of it."

    [​IMG]
     
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    Peter Venkman "Human sacrafice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"
     
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    "how'd you get the beans above the frank..........we've got a bleeder!"

     
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    "I don't remember giving permission for a party, Joel."

    "Dis is GREAT iced tea!"

    "Are you the police?" "No, Ma'am, we're musicians."

    "You're officially out of limes, Jack."
     
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    "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig....You dig."
     
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    Lethal Weapon
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    Roger Mertaugh (Danny Glover): God hates me! That's what it is.
    Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) with a deadpan stare: Hate him back, it works for me. [immediately exhales an enormous amount of cigarette smoke through his nose]
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "I know it was you Fredo......"


     
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    You want me on that wall....
     
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    I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But Imma get you high today. 'Cause it's friday, you ain't got no job.... AND YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO!
     
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    End of thread.

     
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    Also from earlier in the movie "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting"
     
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