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  1. chapped

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    To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde


    “Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.”
    ― Albert Einstein


    “Before you talk, listen.
    Before you react, think.
    Before you spend, earn.
    Before you criticize, wait.
    Before you pray, forgive.
    Before you quit, try.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway



    “Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself; I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
     
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    the Groucho Marx quote is the shit.
     
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    "I will work some Fridays" - Howard Stern
     
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    You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean;
    if a few drops of the a ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mahatma Gandhi Read
     
    Caffeinated and smichal like this.
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    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    - Dr. Seuss
     
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    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    - Dr Seuss
     
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    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” -Mae West
     
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    "I'll piss on my audience!!!!" - Howard Stern
     
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    "I'm a gay basher and I'll bash your gay head!!" - Artie Lange
     
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    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” Mark Twain -


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    Dodally. Dawsome.
     
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    We die only once, and for such a long time.

    Moliere
     
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    Don't gain the world and lose your soul; wisdom is better than silver or gold.- Bob Marley


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    We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.

    George Sand
     
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    The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.- Bob Marley
     
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    "You can't believe quotes from the internet" - Abraham Lincoln.
     
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    double post
     
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    I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly . -Winston Churchill


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    "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

    Yoda (not the cat)
     
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    Those who speak the loudest often have nothing to say...
    - John Reyes
     
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