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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Argentinian man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on: reports
    BY Melissa Chan
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, April 3, 2015, 10:31 AM
    [​IMG] Aleksei Lazukov/Getty Images/iStockphoto
    An Argentinian man died during sex with a scarecrow he elaborately dressed up as a woman, reports say.
    A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

    Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

    "There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

    The deprived sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

    His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

    Autopsy results have not yet been released.
     
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    At least he wasn't fuckin the sheep :dontknow:
     
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    Scarecrow? Wig? Jeez. Some day that will happen to Beth
     
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  4. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    that would be less embarrassing than getting butt fucked by a scare crow. his parents must be so proud.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    whenever a broad tells you they like sex as much as men do you should point out this story
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Have you ever seen what broads are up to on the internet?
    They are just as sick as dudes.
     
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    gay, all scarecrows are dudes
    [​IMG] :dontknow:
     
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    those are whores
    they're not real people
     
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    Did the scarecrow look at least a little like Kim Catrell?

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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I loved her so dearly when I was a kid
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    "The deprived sex fiend"

    Think they meant "depraved"?
     
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    Scarecrows in wigs getting fucked with strap on sex toys is nothing new.
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose DawgShed News

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    he was deprived of fulfilling his dream of taking a hot scarecrow load into his colon.
     
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    Definition of "Dumb Fuck"
     
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    Fuck ewe :p
     
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    Poor scarecrow. I guess a brain wasn't the only thing he was missing.



    I could get a great big boner
    And stick it in my owner
    And make him cum so quick
    And his poopchute I'd be sticking
    Until his heart quit ticking
    If I only had a dick
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    Yeah... he could have stretched his asshole around the discharge schute of a lawnmower for that effect.

    -Guessing-
     
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    A roll in the hay, I guess. Or something to that effect. Hey, I ain't no jokeman.