Rabbi cuts off penis during bris

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  1. P-B

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    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/12/27/rabbi-sued-after-baby-injured-during-circumcision/

    Rabbi Sued After Baby Injured During Circumcision


    PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – A local rabbi is being sued after allegedly botching a bris, the traditional Jewish circumcision ritual, and severing a newborn boy’s penis.

    The incident detailed in the lawsuit happened at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Squirrel Hill within the last year.

    The Jewish circumcision ceremony was performed by Pittsburgh Rabbi Mordechai Rosenberg – who is also a mohel.

    Sometime during the bris, according to the lawsuit, Rosenberg severed the baby boy’s penis.

    The baby was rushed to Children’s Hospital, where doctors performed emergency microsurgery.

    “If your finger, your thumb was cut off and was put back on, that is pretty exciting,†said renowned UPMC plastic surgeon Dr. Joe Losee.

    Dr. Losee was not involved in the boy’s treatment and he can’t talk specifics.

    But our sources say it took eight hours. The baby needed six blood transfusions and was hospitalized for nearly two months. Sources describe the reattachment procedure as successful.

    Dr. Losee says microsurgery advances every day, but it’s risky.

    “Sometimes, it doesn’t always work,†he says. “When you’re reattaching a portion where you include nerves, sometimes the nerves don’t heal well beyond where you reattached it. So thre are limitations for sure.â€

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    Ow. Oy'.
     
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    I'd rather have no dick that an anteater dick.
     
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    Another jew making an excuse for having a small dick . Been going on for years
     
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    Well, there is the circle of life thing.
     
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    Poor kid. I hope he can enjoy a woman playing with is boner when he gets older.
     
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    Stop being dicks.
     
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    I recall a story as well of a rabbi giving two babies herpes during ther bris. Maybe time to move out of the dark ages and let medical professionals in a more or less clean environment perform circumcisions?
     
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    I hooked up with a jew from Philly. He had a big ol dick too. I rode him hard.
     
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    German subtitles. :facepalm:
     
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