Rabbi Shecklestein would like to wish all his fellow jews a happy Yom Kippur

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  1. Shecklestein

    Shecklestein New Member Banned User

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    For nearly twenty-six hours—from several minutes before sunset on 9 Tishrei to after nightfall on 10 Tishrei—we “afflict our soulsâ€: we abstain from food and drink, do not wash or anoint our bodies, do not wear leather footwear, and abstain from marital relations.
     
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    Shecklestein New Member Banned User

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    we are the chosen people and have discipline the discipline to afflict our souls to this penance.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    More like Shitrei

    LOL
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's a good thing you don't have to have sex because your balls reek from not washing, right? It all works out.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    This isn't gonna age well like Havoc and Chwiza' Girl did.