Raccoons on the roof

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Two raccoons decided to scale the trellis and go for a roof top romp. I seen them on the security cameras making a ruckus goddamed things were huge must be out looking for water.

    Now I'm wide awake...fuckers.

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  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They are cute. :wub:
     
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  3. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    coons
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I had one on my front porch the other day.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Shoot them. You will not scare them away or convince them to let you sleep. Just wait until they chew through an area and fill your attic with shit and youngins.
     
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  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I hope those fake raccoons chew yer other hip off.
     
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  7. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    capture them in a HAV-A-HART trap first to make the shot easier.
     
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  8. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I catch and release, I have a Crossman 7 shot revolver I was about ready to pierce a C02 tank
    they milled around and dropped off the back deck and went back to the creek.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    @Dudley Dawson
     
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    Austinchota Well-Known Member

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    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    RACCOON STEW
    1 (4 lb.) raccoon, cut into cubes
    2 or 3 onions, sliced
    2 to 3 c. canned tomatoes, chopped
    Salt & pepper
    Bay leaf
    Dash of Worcestershire sauce
    Carrots
    Onions
    Potatoes
    Turnips
    Brown the meat cubes slowly in a Dutch oven. There should be enough fat within the tissues that no additional oil is required. Add onions during the last of the browning process so they won't become scorched. Reduce the heat, add enough tomatoes and liquid to cover the meat, season and cover. Simmer over low heat until almost completely tender. Add cubed vegetables of your choice and continue to simmer until vegetables are tender. Serve hot with biscuits.
     
  12. Chwizas Girl

    Chwizas Girl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have 15 wild turkeys in backyard wight now. But if I post pic, some cweep will see where I weside and come over cause I can go for wooong time.

    ROR
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Fake ass chingchong butthurt joo
     
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    Chwizas Girl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Radies and Gentlemen, the ingenious stylings of power poster Yo Sam.
     
  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Power poster ror
     
  16. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    They came down our chimney once. I heard noises went over and two of them were staring at me. I screamed
     
  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    in ky thats called dinner and morning leftovers.
     
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    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Lol I'm not in the country though. I've never even eaten deer
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    missing out
     
  20. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I think I had baby deer once but I was tricked into eating it. That and frog legs