News Racist Shoots Off His Balls, Blames African-American

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    White man trying to buy gun shoots self in penis — blames it on a black guy
    A South Dakota man is currently in custody after telling police officers he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when he actually shot himself while attempting to purchase a gun illegally, reports the Argus Leader.

    Convicted felon Donald Anthony Watson, 43, was admitted to a local emergency room late at night on Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, and told local law enforcement that he had been shot during a botched robbery.

    According to the arrest report, Watson said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.

    Investigators who went to Watson’s apartment said there was no evidence of a shooting outside, but neighbors told them they heard screaming coming from his apartment earlier in the evening.

    After obtaining a search warrant, officer entered his home and found blood, bullet fragments, and an empty gun case.

    Pressed by police, Watson admitted that he made the story up and was looking at handgun he was thinking about buying and placed in his pocket where it went off, with the bullet hitting his genitals.

    Watson — who refused to tell police where the gun disappeared to — has been charged with of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, and two counts of false reports to law enforcement.
     
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    Must be a Trump supporter.
     
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    He must be some shot or he has a hell of a wang.
     
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    All potatoes, no meat.
     
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    you think it survived the assault on its dignity?
     
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    Brilliant. In a state with 5 black people, blame one of them .
     
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    The most convenient excuse ever. Take responsibility for your own dumbass actions smh
     
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    ...lives in a black neighborhood, needs the gun.
     
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    Why is he racist though, just because he *GASP* blamed a black person.... Maybe he just thought they'd believe that. :dontknow:

    Reminds me of this episode of COPS I watched where the asshole was like "I wasnt driving" lol....

     
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    I'm pretty sure that guy posts here
     
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    Yeah, because they're all for felons owning guns.
     
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    Fake story. They reported the race of the shooter.
    :dance:
     
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    How do you know he's racist?
     
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    He was at least clever enough to try and make the story believeable.
     
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    Man shoots his own PENIS in bed then lies to cops about how it happened
    • 21:37, 28 Sep 2015
    • Updated 21:40, 28 Sep 2015
    • By Chris Murphy
    Neighbours said the man howled in pain after they heard a loud bang in his apartment


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    Ouch: The man told police he had been mugged (file picture)
    A man shot himself in the penis as he lay in bed - then lied about it happening as he was mugged, police claim.

    The man has a criminal record effectively banning him from possessing a gun.

    So when he arrived at hospital with a shot penis, police investigated and were suspicious of him claims he was robbed while putting out of his rubbish for the bin men in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

    Read more: 16 people anonymously confess their weirdest injuries - and we can all learn valuable life lessons

    Don Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room in the early hours for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit.





    Officers went to his apartment block and failed to find any supporting evidence, but did find a resident who heard a bang from the man's apartment following by howls of agony.
    After a search warrant was executed at his apartment, investigators found what appeared to be bullet fragments on Watson’s bed, court records show.

    An empty gun case was found. Officers were not able to locate the firearm, reports the local Argus Leader newspaper .

    Later Watson changed his story and told police he managed to shoot his manhood while looking at a gun he intended to buy.

    His story was he was examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the gun discharged, striking him in the penis.

    He refused to tell officers who was selling the gun and where the gun is now or how the bullet fragments ended up in the bed.

    Watson was arrested on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, false report of a crime to law enforcement and false report of information to law enforcement.
     
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    He first said a Reggie did it, but being it was Souix Falls, the story just didn't make sense.
     
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    They left out the most important detail!

    What caliber?

    A .22 vs a .45 makes a bit of a difference...
     
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