WTF Racoons in the neighbors attic...Thumbs up or Down

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Do I live trap or whack 'em?

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  1. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    I had a shut in live next to me for years, we mowed her lawn, snow blowed for her. Nice lady. She has moved on to assisted living, leaving the house empty. I still mow it.

    Raccons have moved into the attic. They asked me to help get rid of them. Do I live trap or poison?

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  2. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    live trap you dont want that dead up there
     
  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Poison the fuck out of them.
     
  4. Mr Sinister

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    or do a one way exit thingy were they can get out but not in
     
  5. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    It sends a message....
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Ghost raccoons are the very worst
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I'm going to defer to @Mr Sinister , but I say let them watch each other die slowly. If it was in your house, live trap for sure. Most importantly, someone needs to figure out the point of entrance.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Raccoons are some of the nastiest creatures around, thumbs down.....
     
  9. wigtropolis

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    I once dated a girl with a one way pussy
    True story
     
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  10. JFK

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    I told them they had a broken window up there.
     
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    very solid point that it is not his house



    i guess what ever is easier then :jj:
     
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  12. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    RLM

    Racoon Lives Matter
     
  13. Mr Sinister

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    maybe just break all the windows and turn it into a nature sanctuary
     
  14. JFK

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    HAHAHA!
     
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    rocky raccoon
     
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    You won't be laughing when they deploy their ghost hy jinx

    They mock non stop
     
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  17. Mr Sinister

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    a trap with sardines or cat/dog food will catch it pretty easy though
     
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    Thread of the week

    Right guys
     
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    Yep, the only way. You don't want a stinky dead coon rotting up there.
     
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    they rot forever that smell does not go away until you remove every last piece of it