Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BuffaloTom, Oct 30, 2014.
I get so tired of opening the door to let my dog chase them off my lawn.
It's forecast to rain where I am.
If it doesn't rain I will be setting up my lawn sprinklers.
i hope a 4 year old throws a snicker bar at u
Last Halloween weekend I went food shopping in the evening and walked around with a boner because the store was filled with chicks in their "slutty_____" costumes buying last minute stuff and booze. Funny how Halloween completely nullifies any sense of public decency. Thanks Great Pumpkin. Can't wait until tomorrow.
Yup, even found a pic of you...
Best way to chase off trick or treaters is to hand out healthy food like apples, broccoli and carrots. Word gets around - kids will stop coming in short order.
Fuck rain... handing out candy then going out to get drunk
House arrest period over yet?
No but I figured out how to put the monitor in the dog
You meant ON the dog, right?
I know what 1Vegasgirl is giving out for Halloween... Reputation points!!!
Not going out, but I'll be doing both at the same time. Makes it so much less of a pain in the ass.
And as an added bonus, if you're able to harvest it from your trees very carefully, you won't have to buy any toilet paper until at least the following Halloween.
Yesterday I picked up about $20 worth of candy.
I leave a bowl at the front door.
Can't be bothered dealing with all those kids.
Today I realized I have plans and won't be home Fri night.
Guess I have to take care of the candy myself.
I'll be handing out candy while getting drunk.
And then egg your fucking house.