Stern Show Ralph and the condoms

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobbowl, Jan 26, 2016.

  1. Bobbowl

    Bobbowl VIP Extreme Gold

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    This had to be a bit right? If not, why wasn't Ralphie cakes fired immediately? 1
     
  2. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    What are you saying?
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    Ralph is so funny, ordering condoms for Gunky as a "goof". Who can't see the humor in that? That's a goddamn knee-slapper!!

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    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    The wig cheated on Alison during the filming. Ralph fucked up putting the Condoms on his list. They divorced shortly after.
     
  5. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    The reason Ralph wasn't fired is because he and Wiggy do gay things to each other. I remember wig asking Marilyn Manson about this crap, dudes who give each other bro-jobs and pretend they aren't gay. Ralph is single and never held an actual job. I bet dude is rocking a 10 inch cock that Wiggy just can't get enough of.
     
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    Is it 1996 again?
     
  7. Howards Wig

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    There is no doubt in my mind they are a couple. Some of the weird things going on.

    o Reports that Ralph is on the payroll for a lot of projects. Howard is notoriously cheap, yet rigs everything so Ralph gets paid?
    o Ralph being able to support himself in NYC, with apparently no jobs beyond celebrity hanger on.
    o Ralph essentially grooming himself to be a clone of wiggy. Same hair. Same clothing. Howard has some weird fetish where he wants to fuck (or be fucked by) himself.
    o Wiggy's book claiming a cure for homosexuality. Who does that beyond ashamed homosexuals (or their parents).
    o Wiggy marrying an ice queen who, on record, has zero interest in sex and does not even live with him (and both appear happy with this).
    o Wiggy still trying to appear hyper hetero, yet cock nd gay antics are continuously on his mind.

    He should just come out at this point.
     
  8. Beer Can

    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    All could be correct, except I think Ralph lives in Jersey, but I could be wrong. And Ralph looked like Howard before Howard looked like Howard.
     
  9. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Jersey City to be exact. Still pricy, but not at NYC level.
     
  10. Benjamen

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    From my Private Parts the Movie Fact-finding Thread:

    Theresa Lynn, once a frequent guest on the Stern Show, plays the masturbating caller. In an appearance on the Stern Show to promote The Sopranos, Vincent Pastore, Big Pussy on the show, said that Theresa Lynn claimed Howard banged her when they filmed Private Parts. Howard pretended not to know who she was as Jackie and Robin laughed. This claim is especially incriminating due to Howard’s list of needs for his set trailer, which included condoms. When Alison found the list on Howard’s desk and confronted him about it (the two didn’t use condoms together), Howard claimed that Ralph put condoms on the otherwise serious list “as a joke.”

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    Although he pretended he didn't know who Theresa Lynn was when Big Pussy brought her up, Howard had no problem remembering her name when he live tweeted during a TV broadcast of Private Parts:

     
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    [cued up]

     
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    I'm guessing you're asking this as a rhetorical question
     
  13. Bobbowl

    Bobbowl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wow I've been a fan since 1996 and never knew that pastore called him out on it.

    Great thread BTW
     
  14. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Thank God, finally, someone is bringing this up...
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Ralphiecakes is smart enough to have taken pictures......................
     
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    Howard cheated on allison during private parts...
    when she found out.. he tried to make it a radio bit... where Ralph bought the condoms as a "Joke"
     
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    Have you looked into the bionic suit we discussed?

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    Of course, this relates to another big curiosity about Howard's sex life: he didn't use condoms with Allison but he does with Beth. Yeah, that's not suspicious at ALL...
     
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    By the way, who thinks Theresa Lynn would be a great person for @ALevy to interview?