Ralph has been a sword swallower for years, why isn't he on AGT

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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Ralph can also swallow multiple swords.
     
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    He signed a non disclosure with howard
     
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    Technically he can't be on AGT since AGT is paying Ralph.
    Ralph only suck dick for money.

    Probably the real version how Ralph and Howard meet. The official version is that Howard meet Ralph when he was a parking attendant. The real version is that Ralph was hooking and Howard got blown at a parking lot.