Ralph has been down in Florida for over a month

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and just got back. :grad:
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    did he shit the bed
     
  3. Dwainw

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    glad I didn't see him down here. He's one of them gay's!
     
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    was he staying at howard's new mansion?
     
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    Pool or Pond?
     
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    sinicalypse Active Member

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    he's probably building george clooney's top secret automated-dildo-chair project (from burn after reading) for hunny bunny howchie when he goes down there to be a GOOD PATRIOTIC AMERICAN WHO LOVES PAYING HIS TAXES..... that aren't nearly as high as new york city.

    you know, i can understand "snowbirding" it up when you're older if you have the werewithol to have some sort of property down there for when the north/east is a frozen shithole for those ~4/+ months of the year.... but otherwise who the hell wants to live in florida? you know it's a place where if a giant 30foot python casually crawls up your front steps and catches a nap on your doorstep it isn't some "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!" type emergency.... it's just thursday. and that should tell you something about the land where those unburdened with a full repetoire of chromosomes call good weed "crippy."

    yeah i can't find a proper uncensored picture of clooney's machine, but rest assured they're trying to hide the cock in this picture.

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    Fixed
     
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    I have not listened to geek time since Jon hein got kicked to the curb.
     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    someone should super-impose a little ralph head on the end with the mouthparts.
     
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    He was setting up the Miami Buyer's Club.
     
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    Pond'd be good for Ralph.
     
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    wonder if there is some sort of tax break involved, maybe if howards 'employees' are in florida for a set amount of time he can claim 112 as a florida based entity.
     
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    Pond'd be good for Ralph
     
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    Ninja'd :ninja:
     
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    Glom glomer
     
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    It is the 2nd most important show on the channel. Don't ask me why. :grad:

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  18. BethOsItchyHem

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    it takes time to hang all them scarves and cargo pants, plus Howards one pair of swim shorts.
     
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    ralph threatened to reveal all of his and Howard's gay escapades unless Howard bought him a mansion. the Florida property is Ralph's....the mystery of the mansion is solved.
     
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    reps, rated, favorited and a retweet :clap: