Ralph Molested by Priest

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  1. dawg

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    Ralph was sodomized by a priest. Now we know why he is gay.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    The priest also busted out a "vibrating egg" claimed berry face. :c
     
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    It's not molestation when you're 40.
     
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    This happened to Ralph when he was 10.
     
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    In the priest's defense Ralph WAS living in the guest rectory rent free and mooching off the church for free cable. A little sodomy is the least he could have done for repayment.
     
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    Ralph's pain. :emperor:
     
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    Catholics!!! What right really, do so many of them to be so fucking self-righteous???
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    Ralph molested a priest.
     
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    Ralph got his fudge packed.
     
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    Any hypotheses as to why he's a scumbag and a thief?
     
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    I wonder if Ralph swallowed?
     
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    The worst part of the story Ralph told was when the priest was wiping his filthy dick off on Ralph's shirt he looked at Ralph lying naked on the floor and pulled out his laser pointer, highlighted his thigh and said, "You really need to tone up a little there, ya fag."
     
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    the priest must have been hard up
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hmmm i wonder if ralph and sam simon role play the priest and the alter boy? maybe the priest poked him for stealing tips, er i mean donations.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    You know goddamn well he did ass-to-mouth, and then asked for seconds.
     
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    Ralph claimed the Priest sodomized his friend and didn't touch him but we know better :hhh:
     
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    :pray: